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Sugar Cookies

Yes. Nothing short of amazing. However, I’ve never baked any on my own! I tend to stick with making cookies from scratch because they not only taste better, but are so satisfying to make. I decided since I’ve been super busy with Christmas stuff lately that I’d just make a box of Trader Joe’s sugar cookies (I also wanted to try out my Ikea cookie cutters).

I decided that I really wanted to let Oliver help me like how I used to help my mom. I thought it would be a good opportunity to practice patience for both of us (me not getting upset by the mess and Oliver having to wait to eat the cookies).

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First frustration that arose was that the dough was so sticky and wouldn’t roll out! Finally I got it flat enough, ugh. Oliver was great at helping press the cookie cutters in but some were breaking apart when I transferred them to the baking sheet.

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Then he started eating the dough (yuckkkk) and wouldn’t stop so he got kicked out. :( Poor Ollie got so upset. I had to try and roll out the second half of the dough so after reminding him (and me) to be patient, he retreated off somewhere and was silent while I finished. I went to check on him and he was playing on the iPad. Coolio.

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So, I finished baking them and invited O back to help me decorate them!

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Ate a little, decorated a little. It worked out kinda!

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He felt included and I felt I had been compliant enough. Oliver kept calling the moose a cow (“moooo”), bit the leg and dumped all the sprinkles on it. Guess that one is his favorite. Next time, I’m just gonna stick to making them from scratch even though the TJ’s one included sprinkles and icing that didn’t use confectioner’s! Look up what confectioner’s glaze is if you don’t know already (yuckkk). Yay, cookies! Yay, us!

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I AM SO CONFUSED

fredcollins:

OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:

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so naturally I OPEN IT.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND

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someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.

I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS 

WHAT IS HAPPENING

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DRW & OHW | #oliverhenry

DRW & OHW | #oliverhenry

For his nap today, he needed Goofy (oofah), Brobee (bubah), Fox (off), and Turtle (turtul). | #friends #oliverhenry

For his nap today, he needed Goofy (oofah), Brobee (bubah), Fox (off), and Turtle (turtul). | #friends #oliverhenry

I never win anything, BUT I was one of the winners of a gift basket at Lassens! It happens to include a couple kid things and papaya enzymes… Did you have something to do with this @mykeyjean!?

I never win anything, BUT I was one of the winners of a gift basket at Lassens! It happens to include a couple kid things and papaya enzymes… Did you have something to do with this @mykeyjean!?

Bedtime story // @danielwilber | #thefootbook #oliverhenry

Bedtime story // @danielwilber | #thefootbook #oliverhenry

Cookie Monster | #wishfulthinking #oliverhenry  (at Rabalais’)

Cookie Monster | #wishfulthinking #oliverhenry (at Rabalais’)

oliviawilber:

Bilbo is a babe. Kili is a babe. Thorin is a babe.

The Hobbit was good and goodnight. 

My kind of movie review.

  • Me: Oliver, I love you.
  • Oliver: YOLO.

When meeting someone and they do the weirdly too gentle cupped handshake.

brigwife:

houseofstuart:

brigwife:

theklwix:

katethemusical:

Professor Snape actually faked his death. He now works for what the muggles call “American Airlines.”

Please get on flight three hundred and ninety fourrr.
There will be no silly ticket refunds or excess baggage on this flight

I can teach you how to weigh your luggage and find your way to the departure lounge



it got better

brigwife:

houseofstuart:

brigwife:

theklwix:

katethemusical:

Professor Snape actually faked his death. He now works for what the muggles call “American Airlines.”

Please get on flight three hundred and ninety fourrr.

There will be no silly ticket refunds or excess baggage on this flight

I can teach you how to weigh your luggage and find your way to the departure lounge

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it got better

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